Monday, March 27, 2006

Why Are Men Happier?

Men Are Just Happier People.What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put .

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes. One color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look!

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

You don't freakout when you go to a party and see another man wearing the same shirt, instead you become buddies.

No WONDER men are happier..

Send this to the women who can handle it, and to the men who will enjoy reading it.


snowheart said... just take it easy of everything...

Anonymous said...

not too easy snowheart...
luaran maybe, tapi dalam kepala, byk bende yang difikirkan..

snowheart said...

yerr...zahirnya begitu,
sbb aku pon xtahu ape
yg korang pk sebnarnye...

Anonymous said...

tak perlu kaji apa yang lelaki fikir..fikir apa yg kamu fikir..kalau Tuhan bagi fikiran lelaki dan wanita sama, tak masyuk lak..
nak tau ke apa yang lelaki fikir? buang masa je..buat hal ko sendiri..banyak bende lagi ko bleh buat..

snowheart said...

xkate pon aku pk ape yg korang pk...
mmg buang mase jerr...
haha,mcm xpuas ati jerr...

pak tua said...

apa ke jadah la...anonymous ni sapa lak? bagi la nickname..paan, ko jgn bagi comment for anonymous..

apsal cam nak gaduh2 lak ni? hampeh tul..masing2 ada fungsi, tak payah nak bertekak kat sini lak..aku sendiri tak reti lagi buat blog..nanti, paan ko ajar aku..tapi bila? dah lama tak jumpa ko..hahah